: : exaggeration or diorg mmg cmtu? : :

hipotesis: mat saleh nie mmg suke exaggerate.

case 1 :

matt: najib, where're u going?
najib: tesco
matt: great!

[pegi tesco je pun]


case 2:

asha: wow, look at this board. its colourful. eh, this one cute also. this one, and this one. we're great najib!
najib: uhuh {fake smile}

[aku tgk board tu bru ade 3 colours yg bosan; grey, blue and yellow with no drawings on it. just cut and paste basic shapes which i used to play with mse tadika]


case 3:

suzanna: so, what're u going to cook today?
najib: egg, with some sauce
suzanna: um, yummy, sounds nice { sambil buat muka gedik}

[padahal, aku goreng telur, pastu letak sos cili maggi je]


case 4:

najib: zoe, i got something for u.
zoe: yes?

aku pun bagi ar choc cadbury which all four of my tutorialmates dpt sorg satu.

zoe: OO MY GODD { bunyi mcm org jatuh gaung, sume org kat gibbet hill cafe tengok kitorg} thank you so muwwch!

laju seperti kilat, she grabbed my neck and hugged me a.t.a.p (as tightly as possible) mcm org nak lemaskan baby dalam pangkuan. what the hell! aku tolak die sampai jatuh ke lantai and kate kat die dalam bahasa melayu, ko ingat ko sape nak peluk2 sukati nie?! cilako punye orang, mahram aku je yang boleh peluk2 aku nie. aku ambik beg, pastu blah trus. cup2, enough with the imagination. the italicized sentence tu tipu je. gilo ape nk tolak org skati. actually, aku blur. she hugged me for about 10 secs(blur period, x expect she will do this) and aku cepat2 mintak diri.


case 5:

asha (lagi): so, who's gonna take the poster home?
laura: i'll do that.
asha: u'll be alright? where u staying? does it far away?
laura: i'll be fine
asha: r u sure? i'm afraid u'll be blown away cuz the wind outside scared me.

najib: [dalam hati, errrr, xde ribut kat lua tu cik kak]

[cuaca ptg tu sgt la elok, xde angin pe sume and poster tu xde lah gedabak sgt, tapi bley pulak imagine kne tiup ngn angin. buat muka serius lak tu. am i in wonderland? where anything outside imagination is possible to happen? like blown away by wind with 2km/h klu bawak poster pun?]


result: on-going experiment, no result obtained yet.